Outrageous Comedy by Rod Fisher & Clint Johnson -- 30 pages, 40 minutes Price $35.00
This is a very funny script which is about the nefarious methods of Heinrich Eichmann, marketing director for "Plastic Foods, Inc./Stuffing Mix Division", and his efforts to discredit the potato industry. He enlists the help of Dr. Von Krepple, inventor of an attack serum for vegetables. And with the bumbling cretin, Strudelmeyer, they proceed to turn America's potatoes into vicious man-biters with snapping teeth and beady close-set eyes.
Ah, but don't
despair! The good people at S.P.U.D. have a trick or two. Clayton (alias Agent Zero-Naught) and Margie
(Agent 36C) get into the
action. They are the
mega-heroes. He has the bionics, and
she tells him which way to leap. How
will they save the innocent farmer who has been turned into a giant potato by
the villains and placed in an oven to bake.
The temperature is rising and time is running
out!
PRODUCTION HINTS: If you can't have fun producing this script, get out of the comedy business first chance you get. There are five major roles and several bit parts. Suitable for film or video with computer generated special effects.